"sex. lies. videotapes.
awrite awrite the title has nothing to do with xinwei's party, it was a
ploy to get your attention. 'cept maybe the SEX part coz xinwei got a
vibrator AND lubricant and she's real happy. So if you see her walking
around school in a real good mood with that afterglow on her
face...well, you know ahahahahahaha
"YOU DON'T NEED A BOYFRIEND TO HAVE SEX WHAT!" screamed xinwei, waving
the vibrator around in full view of her (dissaproving) uncles and
aunties. No, in my opinion you need a HUSBAND (pref, your own) to have
sex, but then again that's just me.
aiyah...tell you hor..when we reached her place..xinwei came out and
greeted gin and me...it was like "hiiii...(look behind us, sees the
rest)..HIIIIII..HALLLOOO...HIIIII" I mean I could have sworn she looked
real dissapointed to see the 2 of us. WAH LAO WEEEH! chi tan! As usual
she was her usual screamy self but she looked good, her mum was wearing
this look-very-branded shawl top and i think she has an iBook somemore.
STEADY POON PEE PEE ah auntie!
well nuttin new with the rest of us...oh yeah..mel just got back frm
her
NZ training trip the day before the party. wah lao...she had
fun...she's
going to be on tv...the carabiners we bought her, 1 spoilt oredi
*glares
at mel* the other one she likes very much. yaay. Angie was supp to
come,
but when we called her she was watching a movie. Geeeee...gin had her
eyebrows pruned (BECOZ OF GREG) now she gonna rebond her hair (BECOZ OF
GREG) then she's goin to get a boob job and a navel piercing becoz
of...GREG! eeeeeeeee..but nvm lah greg cute so we'll let that pass.
usual gossip going around, saw a few TK girls like the superbitch
Sabrina, Alice blahblahblah...was the food good? I dunno i had chips
and
salsa only but the cake was quite good. But xinwei wont let us take 2nd
helping. Then a few ppl frm NTU Mary hates, like this creep who tried
to
be funny be with her last time. Melissa was saying hi to everyone
there,
xinwei's relatives were arriving by the lorryload ("Is your acrobat
team
here yet?") i bet xinwei got lots of presents and $$$ lor.
wah i cant remember what we talked about. I think mostly about me lah.
Yah, i goin NZ to study you know.
Well anyways gin went to cheong at Mdm Wong with her char bors and I
bet
a lot of guys tried to pick her up...right? right? don't bluff ah i see
your face red colour oredi then we were on the way home when mary got
hungry again and wanted to eat prata so we got off at Simpang Bedok but
got no prata so we had BBQ stingray and satay and dinosaur, tad
overpriced tho. For the record, I don't really fancy stingray lor...but
still makan finish lah. Let mel scrape the bones clean...as in really
clean. So clean can challenge hong's chicken polishing method.
Wahahahahahah
Ok ok see foto see foto! "
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First glimpse of xinwei this year ..
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the toy soldier's a vibrator.. cute huh?
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so we plopped ourselves down.. and started to eat..
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hongs n her chicken...
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mel n her plate...
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mary n her food...
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Roz and her chachos or nachos...
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i spy with my little eye, someone in pink!
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peiting! tsk tsk.. was really really surprised to see her @ xinwei's party!
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jokers.
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roz n hongs again..
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MORE roz n hongs!
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*grin*
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*yawn*
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cool huh?
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"ay! let's take a photo together leh! oi!"
den she runs away and chats with another group of friends..
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think i shld remove hong's from the camera for a while.. tsk tsk..
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argh!! roz n hongs again!!
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 "OI! take OUR photo lah!" |
 *hee hee* |
 she's gonna leave! |
 she stayed! |
 she waves! |
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and finally, we take our photo.
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update on hong's toes.. growing back .. but apparently not normal anymore..
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cute little boy who wanted to blow the candles but evil xinwei blew them out before he could!
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so we had our cake... and sat @ the playground..
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stomachs filled, we decided to amuse ourselves..
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kst.. that's about all that happened.. not to mention the fact that xinwei virtually treated me as invisible!! see ar.. when we first arrived @ xinwei's house, me n roz walked in first.. den xin wei ar.. walked right up to us.. but nvr attempt to greet us or wat leh.. den mary n hongs walked in behind us.. and she was like "AY MARY!! HONGYIN!!" totally bohiu me! dulanz...